Tomorrow is the day we celebrate the four-letter word described as tenderness, fondness, warmth, passion, even adoration. It can bring us great joy, pleasure, and happiness. It can make us feel energetic, giddy, even euphoric. It can lower our blood pressure and stress levels, as well as lead to better mental health. Wow! It’s that intense feeling of affection, and the deep caring for another, it’s…L-O-V-E, love!
Valentine’s Day is dedicated to honoring those we love. Our spouses, partners, children, family (furry ones included!), relatives, neighbors, and friends.
From my journal: February 6, 2023 Newbury Park, California
“Just mailed my Valentine’s Day cards to my family! Still love to do this!”
Showering those we love with gifts, cards, and dinner on Valentine’s Day can be fun, but it can also be…well, stressful. Trying to find just the right gift, or card with just the right words to capture just the right feeling, or getting reservations at just the right restaurant, can be overwhelming, not to mention expensive. So, in an effort to add a little levity, a little laughter, a little lightness to the occasion, here are some love-related humorous quotes and puns. Nothing to do but sit back, read and enjoy, no cash required.
“Without Valentine’s Day, February would be … well, January.” —Jim Gaffigan
“I love Valentine’s Day. When you’re a kid, everyone gets a valentine. It’s like, ‘To Tim, nice pants. Love, Scott.’ It’s valentines galore!” —Mike Birbiglia
“You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.” —Melanie Clark Pullen
“Oh, here’s an idea: Let’s make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine’s Day. That’s not weird at all.” —Jimmy Fallon
“Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone.” —Lewis Black
“Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile.” —Sean Connery
“Valentine’s Day money-saving tip: Break up on Feb. 13. Get back together on the 15th.” —David Letterman
“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.” —Albert Einstein
“If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?” —Dorothy Parker
“Love is a misunderstanding between two fools.” —Oscar Wilde
“If love means never having to say you’re sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice.” —Estelle Getty
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” —Charles M. Schulz
“My heart’s in the right place. I know, cuz I hid it there.” —Carrie Fisher
“Today is Valentine’s Day—or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!” —Jay Leno
“Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.” —Jules Renard
“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” —Rita Rudner
“Love is being stupid together.” —Paul Valéry
“No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.” —Henry A. Kissinger
And now for some Fun Food – Related Valentine’s Puns!!
You melt me.
All I need is a hug and a quiche.
Sweetheart, I will never dessert you.
You are the loaf of my life.
I simply donut know what I’d do without you, Valentine.
You got a pizza my heart.
My heart beets for you.
Love you so matcha.
I think you’re grate.
Pie like you berry much.
I love you s’more and s’more.
You’re simply my jam.
Love you from my head tomatoes.
You are one in a melon.
Will you peas be mine?
I a-peach-iate you.
We make a great pear.
Happy Valentine’s Day, cute-tea!
I have a whole latte love for you.
I love you a waffle lot.
Wishing you lots of love on this Valentine’s Day!
It truly does make the world go round!