At Your Service

Maybe I’m a job snob. But the truth is, there are just some jobs I wouldn’t want to do. It may be that I don’t have or will never have the skill set to do the job. It may be I have no interest in that particular field. Or it may be that the hours wouldn’t work well with my schedule. Not that I’m looking for a job, I have my volunteer positions that keep me happy. But should I want to, or need to go back into the work force, there are definitely positions I would not want to fill. However, I am thankful for those who do.

One such job became very apparent when we were doing a four-month long remodel a few years back. In addition to the paint, flooring, tile, bathroom furniture and fixtures, we ordered a Porta Potty. The thing we forgot was that it needed to be serviced just like any other restroom. So, it came as a surprise the first time a truck carrying a huge tank showed up at our house and backed down our driveway. The driver then jumped out, unwound a hose, and proceeded to attach it the inside of structure.

From my journal: September 10, 2019, Newbury Park, California

“Horrible smell! We had to run to close the windows! A tough job, for sure…”

Porta Potty truck drivers are responsible for visiting residential and commercial sites, bus and subway stations, as well as wilderness areas to clean portable restrooms. Not only do they remove waste, they sanitize the unit, replace toilet paper, and empty the trash. This ensures that each one is ready and well-stocked for the next user. And I have to say I am appreciative of what these workers do, having come across fresh and tidy facilities while out on park trails. I applaud you!

I like to clean, actually I love to clean, but I wouldn’t want to work as a roadkill cleaner upper either. Officially known as Roadkill Removal Specialists, they locate, collect, and dispose of animal remains found on roads. A strong stomach and big truck are required, which counts me out. These specialists also need to be able to use shovels, and handle ropes and pulleys. Unpleasant as it may be, these workers guard the public from additional accidents, offensive odors, and disease that could spread from the carcasses. While living in rural Oregon some time ago I saw my share of roadkill so I am much obliged!

Another position not for the faint of heart, is that of a Roofer. Last week our neighbors had their roof repaired. Six roofers worked on top of their house from 8:00am to 4:00pm for six straight days! Working outdoors roofers must contend with the weather, heights, and sloped surfaces. Physically demanding, this job requires workers to climb ladders, lift heavy tools and materials, all the while having to bend, twist, and kneel for long periods of time. Ouch! Having to have our own roof replaced, we’re glad we have a solid roof over our heads now, keeping us safe and sound. My sincere gratitude to you!

And Head Lice Technicians? Just as their title implies, these technicians check children, and in some cases adults, for head lice and remove them as necessary. Bugs, ugh! They also educate people about lice prevention and hair care to keep these pests at bay in our homes, daycare centers, and schools. I certainly was a fan of these professionals when I taught elementary school. My hat’s off to you!

Crime Scene Cleaner, Chambermaid, and Manure Inspector are other professions that wouldn’t suit me. But that’s not to say, others feel the same way. Work that doesn’t appeal to me because of my skills, interests, and preferences may provide someone else with good wages, benefits, and flexible hours. Some people might find those positions interesting, meaningful, and even altruistic. Afterall jobs are created to provide needed services. This realization has led me from thinking somebody has to do it, to somebody may want to do it. And I for one, am grateful for that. To all workers out there, thank you. Thank you for your service!

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